Roman Polanski's Lawyers are Contradicting Idiots

After being on the run for 31 years because he had sex with a 13 year old, the S has hit the F for Roman Polanski. Not sure why I abbreviated fan, but let's ignore that and read what the AP is saying:

Lawyers for Roman Polanski are clashing over his legal strategy, with one saying the director won't surrender to U.S. authorities after 31 years on the run and another suggesting that Polanski was ready to consider the move.

Attorney Herve Temime says there has been "no change in strategy," telling the AP that Polanski will "continue to fight extradition" to the United States for having sex in 1977 with a 13-year-old girl.

Earlier Wednesday, fellow Polanski attorney Georges Kiejman told Europe 1 radio that Polanski could voluntarily return to face justice in Los Angeles.

If I was Roman, I would just turn myself in and go for the obvious defense: "Well, the woman is 44 years old now." Because if you have sex with a 13 year old, but no one cares til she's 44, it's no longer illegal. I learned that on the Internet.

10.21.09 at 01:40:05 PM
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