Scarlett Johansson at a Moet and Chandon Event

Here's Scarlett Johansson showing off exactly how much wine it would take for her to ever consider hooking up with me in a cheap hotel room. And I think if she wants to be a good promoter for Moet and Chandon, she should do exactly that and film the whole thing. I would never consider showing all of my Internet friends every single day and ultimately selling it for a ton of money. Never ever.