That's a complete lie, but just think about how good I'll look if it turns out to be true. The real truth is just that they were spotted together (along with other friends) eating at Soho House on Tuesday. NYPost can elaborate:
Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler had a date at Soho House Tuesday night, with friends including her hair stylist pal, Ken Paves, as chaperones. "They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours," a spy told Page Six. "They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken." Publicists for both didn't return calls.
The fact that they laughed together and left the place they showed up together at pretty much confirms they are a couple. Have you ever seen two people laugh together who weren't dating? I know I haven't. And everyone knows it's customary to leave a restaurant separately even when you show up together. Put the rumors to rest; Gerard and Jessica are definitely a couple!
