Kate Plus a Whole Lot of Cash

Kate Gosselin and her 75 children will be getting back the relatively large amount of money Jon took from their bank account. A judge has ordered this, and you never disobey a judge. That Judy woman is scary as hell. Anyway, according to TMZ, here's the statement from Kate's lawyer:

"We are clearly pleased that the monies taken by Mr. Gosselin have been returned to the marital account, and we look forward to recouping additional monies taken by Mr. Gosselin at the time of the parties' private arbitration hearings.

A total of at least $235,000 was taken by Mr. Gosselin, and despite his initial comments denying responsibility, we have established that Ms. Gosselin needed emergency relief to prevent her economic claims from being compromised."

I wish lawyers would just speak English and not put everything in legal terminology. Here, let me write this in layman's terms:

Hell yes, Kate's getting her cash back which means I'm going to get paid. I can't wait to get even more money out of that bastard ex-husband of hers because my Lambo has a ding in the door, and I need to fix it ASAP.

That wasn't so hard.

10.26.09 at 12:33:28 PM
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