Kate Beckinsale Casual and then Not So Casual

I can honestly say I've never wanted to be a tablet of paper or a children's book or whatever it is that Kate Beckinsale is clenching against her body this much in my life. In fact, I'm now going to start being a worse person just in case reincarnation is real because being a tablet of paper has to be pretty much the worst punishment for living a horrible previous life. I heard Hitler is a roll of toilet paper somewhere in Israel.