Yea, so uhh... I don't know how to tell you guys this... but uhh... Scarlett Johansson is dating Ryan Reynolds, you know, the Van Wilder guy... and uhh... for his birthday Scarlett had one of her widom teeth bronzed and gave it to him as a gift. A source told E! online the following:
“She’d just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him.”
Ahh, nothing says love like wearing you're girlfriend's bronzed snaggletooth around your neck. I heard that for Christmas, Scarlett's gonna wrap up a nice pair of kidney stones she passed last March... and for Valentine's Day, Ryan's going to sh*t in a hat and give it to her. Not just any hat though... David Copperfield's magic hat... you know, because a gift like that can only be described as "magical."
