A couple of weeks ago, I posted a rumor that Alaskan d-bag Levi Johnston was going to pose completely nude for Playgirl. I prayed to all sorts of gods that he would die or something else would stop it from happening, but they weren't listening. People reports:
That's right. Bristol Palin's baby daddy and the man who was almost ex-Gov. Sarah Palin's son-in-law will be showing his naughty bits.
"Everything's gonna hang out," manager Tank Jones tells TMZ.com. "We're talking 'Full Johnson.' "
In case you might've had a little hope for the world, I'm going to assume this killed that forever. A governor running for vice president of the United States has a daughter who gets knocked up, and now the father is going to get naked for gay men everywhere. Let's just let that sink in for a while...






