So yea, these Jessica Biel umbrella pictures show her walking around on a nice sunny day hiding herself from the world. And by the world, I mean paparazzi because apparently she told TMZ photographers that they should "get a real job" instead of "stalking people" blah, blah, blah... I'm too busy staring at your ass to listen to your nonsense.
Then again, I get that a lot with chicks... they're always yelling at me about how I'm never listening or something, I don't know I never really pay attention.
Anyway, here's Jessica Biel walking the streets of Santa Monica with an umbrella being the hot baby carrot that she is. Enjoy, kids.
