It took me way too long to figure out what the hell Jessica Alba was supposed to be, but a 2 year old happened to be walking past my basement window, so I asked him. Apparently she is Dora the Explorer:
So am I the only one who noticed "Dora" and "Explorer" don't rhyme at all? I realize Dorer the Explorer is probably kinda strange, but as it is now, it just sounds like some idiot made a bad rhyme. And everyone knows 2 year olds demand poetic, insightful meaning in their cartoons
