After being involved in the weakest crash in motorcycle crash history, Brad Pitt has decided to buy a new bike altogether. Because he's rich and he can. People reports:
"I had a little mishap," he said at an Inglourious Basterds event in Tokyo on Wednesday. "No injuries, except my ego. I was trying to get away from some paparazzi and instead gave them a good story.
"It was my favorite bike, so that is really sad," he added.
"I will definitely be looking at motorcycles," he said. "You've got some of the best builders right here."
"It was my favorite bike, so that is really sad," he added.
"I will definitely be looking at motorcycles," he said. "You've got some of the best builders right here."
He's talking about his bike like it's one of his favorite kids. Also, I saw the crash and there's no way that bike was totaled. It might've suffered a scratch, possibly two, but that's about it. Then again, whenever you have 75 trillion dollars, you don't keep anything with a blemish. Now that I think of it, that would explain trading Jennifer Aniston in for Angelina Jolie. Cool, I'm like a psychologist-detective. They should make a show about me.
