The New York Daily Mail reports that a reliable source has informed them that Christina Aguilera might have two little babies instead of one swimming around in her uterus. Specifically, The Daily Mail says:
See, I didn't need this mysterious "reliable source" to confirm twins... to me, these Christina Aguilera pregnancy pictures suggest that she might be having twins due to the unebelievably large size of her inflated womb.
Not to mention, I already see a pair of twins in these pictures... and I'm not talking about the unborn ones in her tummy. You don't know what I'm talking about?.. let's just say that her child and/or children will never have to worry about going thirsty... still nothing? You still don't follow? How about this... She's got big huge massive breasts for a hot woman with such a small little frame. Wow, sometimes you just have to be blunt these days, no one ever picks up on the little subtleties anymore! Damn you, short-attentioned-spanned modern population!
