Hayden Panettiere Might Not be a Midget

Either Hayden Panettiere grew a few inches in the last month or Elle Magazine has the best photoshop expert in the world. Because she went from an all-out little person to an average height model. I really need to get hold of the guy who did this and ask him to airbrush me a 6-pack and some pecks. The ladies won't be able to resist me as long as they're okay with letting my magazine picture take them out for dinner while I sit here and watch The Biggest Loser.