Lindsay Lohan Parties

Here's Lindsay Lohan on her way to a party the other night with some loser in a suit jacket. There's a general rule of thumb, and that rule is that if you wear a suit jacket to a party, you're a loser. Or maybe I'm just jealous since I still wear Rangler Jeans and one of those shirts with all the muscles imprinted on the front. Kinda sad, but it does make me look pretty tough.