If you know anything about American football, then you know who Lawrence Taylor is. Alternatively, if you know anything about Dancing with the Stars, you probably know who Lawrence Taylor is...because, for some reason, former NFL players just love dancing on that show. But anyway, Lawrence was arrested according to TMZ:
Taylor, who recently competed on "Dancing with the Stars," was arrested in Dade County, Florida at 9:57 PM for "leaving scene of an accident/property damage."
Taylor was brought to a local police station, where he was booked, smiled for a mug shot, and was eventually released on $500 bond.
$500 bond? That's like 46 cents to the normal person, so this wasn't much of an arrest for Lawrence. In fact, I don't even know why I'm writing about this. Maybe he'll do something more newsworthy like kill someone or at least rob a casino. Let's hope so.