Kristin Cavallari is Wet, Wild, and a Little Bit Retarded

I'm not being insensitive to real retards here, so don't get your panties in a double knot. Anyone under the age of 13 knows that when you make fun of someone, you furiously bang your hand off of you chest and make nonsense sounds. And that's exactly what Kristin Cavallari seems to be doing here as she leaves the salon. Whatever organization out there stands up for the mentally challenged should probably release a statement chastising her. That's what Al Sharpton would do if he was retarded instead of black.