Paris Hilton Won't Be Going to Rwanda as Planned

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Remember that whole Paris Hilton is going to Rwanda to help poor kids thing... you know, when she was going around telling everyone that she's not just a whore, she's a philanthropic whore... well, it looks like she's going back to being just a plain old whore again. Why? Because the Playing for Good foundation has postponed the Rwanda trip that Paris was supposed to be a part of. People Magazine reports that the foundation has issued the following statement:

"Due to the restructuring of the Playing for Good Foundation, the philanthropic trip to Rwanda that the foundation had previously planned with Paris Hilton has been postponed... Paris has been a loyal and gracious supporter of Playing For Good but the foundation has to regrettably reschedule this trip. Playing for Good would like to thank Ms. Hilton for her generosity and her continued support of this initiative and is looking forward to rescheduling the trip with her at a later time."

You know, I feel bad for Paris... the one time she wanted to do good in the world, the foundation has to go and postpone the trip. Then again, that's not half as bad as what the Rwandans have to deal with. I'm not talking about painful bouts of hunger and exposure to potentially fatal diseases... I mean, that's bad... but think about the heartache this is causing all of those young Rwandan men who hoped to receive fellatio from her instead of the usual pasty rice they usually get from American non-profit organizations.

Such a let down could permanently destroy their spirits... I think the foundation should seriously consider this issue before they go through with putting this trip off... young Rwandans are in dire need here!

10.26.07 at 12:37:21 PM