Harvey Keitel Gets a Role in Little Fockers

Harvey Keitel was just cast for a role in Little Fockers, the sequel to Meet the Fockers. This means there's probably going to be some kind of funny mafia uncle-type in it because I can't imagine what else he'd play. Maybe a troubled electrician, who knows. Anyway, Reuters reports:

Harvey Keitel has joined the cast of the "Meet the Fockers" sequel.

Regulars Ben Stiller, Teri Polo, Robert De Niro, Blythe Danner and Owen Wilson are returning, along with newcomers Jessica Alba and Laura Dern.

It looks like a great cast, so it'll definitely have its funny parts. Unfortunately, the box office disaster herself, Jessica Alba, is going to be in it, so one way or another, it won't do as well as the last two. Putting her in a movie is insurance that it'll bomb and, if you don't believe me, please name one box office success she's been in. The Fantastic Four movies don't count. Neither does Sin City. But the rest, all horrible.

11.12.09 at 09:30:49 AM