Lindsay Lohan's tramp mother, Dina Lohan, is going to have her own reality T.V. show which will take place in New York City and Long Island. Specifically, People Magazine online reports:
Furthermore, Dina told People the following:
And by "working," of course she's referring to standing on the corner after midnight in pink fishnet stockings because she's a whore. Oh she's not? Then tell me why Lindsay's so f*cked up. It's because her whore mother was out doing whorish things while she was a child and now Dina herself is trying to benefit from her daughter's fame by creating this worthless reality show. How do I know it will be worthless? Because this is what Dina said the show will be about:
Wow, it's amazing how she can do all of that in one day and still take some time out to just be the whore that she is. But, don't worry, Dina's going to suck Lindsay into participating in the show for more publicity. When asked about a possible Lindsay cameo in the show, Dina said “Lindsay is a family member and will lend a helping hand if Ali asks her, when she’s in the recording studio.”
And by that, she means that since no one cares about Dina's worthless show, she's going to tempt Lindsay with drugs so she eventually comes stumbling on the set with powder all over her nose and no panties on as her bare vagina is flashed to the world... now that's television. On second thought, that's genius... see, Dina may be a whore, but you can't deny she's a shrewd businesswoman.
Anyway, here's Lindsay out the other day in a flaming red dress smoking some cigs like the classy young lady she is.
