Here's Kate Beckinsale out with her husband last night or the night before, and I was seriously going to be angry if he wasn't smiling. This guy should have a permanent smile like the Joker or any random weatherman. Those guys are always way too happy. But anyway, if things don't work out with this chump, I feel like I have a good shot at Kate. Or at least maybe seeing her from a a mile away with my new telescope.
