TMZ photographers caught Adrian Grenier leaving a Halloween party in Bel Air over the weekend with a spandex-wrapped bulge the size of a small cocker-spaniel down his pants. Now, three questions arise.
Question 1: Is that his real Mortadella? Or is it fake?
Question 2: If it's fake... did he go Kleenex or Tube Socks?
Question 3: (Less of a Question and more of a possibility that my colleagues and I have come up with) and I quote... "Maybe he just has really puffy pubes." Which is a definite possibility and thus an excellent point.
All three are distinct possibilities... but regardless of what truly lies behind the spandex, it's still pretty hilarious to see Adrian Grenier, a.k.a. Vinny Chase, goin all out (or, keeping it all in, in his case) for Halloween.
