Hide Your Teenage Daughter, Roman Polanski is Free

Roman Polanski, the director/producer who has been hiding in Switzerland since the late 70s after stupidly admitting to banging a 13 year old, is finally free on bail. TMZ reports:

Roman Polanski is out of prison -- and is now trapped in the strict confines of his luxury, 19,000 square foot, three-story Swiss chalet.

The director -- who is fighting extradition to the U.S. for having sex with a 13-year-old girl back in 1977 -- was released after posting $4.5 million bail, clamping on an electronic monitoring device and agreeing to house arrest.

I must say, living in a 19,000 square foot house would kinda suck. If you have to take a piss, it takes 4 1/2 minutes to get to the bathroom. Then again, there are probably 12-15 bathrooms in the place, so nevermind. I live in a basement, leave me alone.

12.04.09 at 11:11:59 AM