Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Have a Baby Boy

The world's most annoying couple (because they're hot and I'm jealous of everything about them) just had a baby, and it's name is Jesus. Not really, but according to the AP, they did have one:

Brady announced the birth Wednesday. He said the boy was born Tuesday and that he and Bundchen had not chosen a name. He called it "a wonderful experience in my life."

"Everyone's great," Brady said. "I didn't get much sleep."

Of course everyone's great. You're a 3 or 4 time Super Bowl winner with an extremely rich supermodel wife. How could everyone NOT be great? FU, Tom Brady. FU.

12.10.09 at 11:25:30 AM