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Britney Spears Blackout Album

Britney Spears' new album, "Blackout," will be released tonight at midnight, and new photos from the liner inside the album (shown above) of Britney dressed in a sexually provocative manner while sitting on a priest's lap and leaning against a church confessional have been revealed... and Catholic leaders are outraged! The New York Daily News reports:

At least one [Catholic leader] said the saucy snapshots, which grace the singer's thumping new dance album, "Blackout," are a "bottom of the barrel" stunt from a girl who really could use some quality time spent repenting sins in a wooden cubicle. "This is all the puzzle pieces coming together. This girl is crashing," said Bill Donohue, president of the New York-based Catholic League. "She's not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she's not responsible enough. Now we see she can't even entertain.""

Insulting the general public with your crazy antics is one thing, but deliberately challenging major religious leaders with offensive photos is something far, far worse. You know, if I were Britney, I wouldn't mess with those religious leaders... I hear they have a huge feast on Easter with lots of ham and other pork products... so, like I said, if I were a big, sloppy HOG like Britney, I wouldn't mess with those guys!

10.30.07 at 11:56:46 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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