Clumsy Paparazzo Versus Anne Hathaway's Car

Some idiotic paparazzo broke the cardinal rule of photographing and stalking famous people by not keeping enough distance from Anne Hathaway. As a result, he crashed his Huffy into her car according to AP:

Authorities say a paparazzo has crashed his bicycle into actress Anne Hathaway's car in West Hollywood. No one was seriously injured.

Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said Thursday the unidentified cyclist ran into Hathaway's car on Wednesday as the car made a right turn.

The Oscar-nominated star was a passenger in her black Audi being driven by her boyfriend Adam Shulman.

Whitmore says investigators determined the rider was a paparazzo because he was carrying a camera with a long lens.

There are very few things I know how to do, but stalking a famous person or anyone in general is one of them. I'm actually working on a 10 chapter book on how to successfully stalk someone for 3 1/2 years without getting caught. Richard Simmons has no idea I've been following him all this time. I'm really that good.

12.18.09 at 09:58:24 AM