Tiger Woods' Wife Can't Figure Out What To Do

Apparently it's a tough decision trying to decide what to do about your marriage when your husband cheats on you with like 13 women. Personally, I think Tiger's wife should be happy he did it. I haven't out why yet, but when I figure that out, I'll let you know. Anyway, sources tracked down someone in the know:

We're told Elin is not going to file for divorce immediately, but there are two issues she just can't get past -- that Tiger allegedly had a 3-year relationship with one of the women, and another alleged affair occurred while Elin was pregnant.

There are a lot of ways to get over this. You could buy herself a skyscraper and fill it with chocolate pudding. Alternatively, she can give me a call and, after one night, she'll have renewed appreciation for Tiger. The possibilities are endless.

12.21.09 at 09:40:37 AM