These Britney Spears Halloween Pirate Hooker pictures prove that even when you're hard at work putting together a new album and taking care of your kids all day, you gotta just take some time out for yourself and have a little fun. Hmm, wait a minute, that would pretty much make sense for every young mother except Britney Spears. Honestly, when is it not Halloweeen for Britney?.. her whole damn life is a fantasy... all she does is drive around all day back and forth from Starbucks for a few Frappuccinos with extra whipped cream and then speeding over to Cold Stone for a nice, thick dose of heavy cream and milkfat.
You know what's funny though, these photos of her from last night show that during the one time of the year she's supposed to put on a disguise and be something she's not, she goes as the one thing she's been all along... a big, chunky, dirty pirate hooker!
I would say that she should be flown to Whore Island and left there, but the plane engines would never make it... they'd die out in mid-air because of all that extra HOG weight it would be hauling around. Seriously, I checked with the FAA... they've confirmed it as a basic principle of aerodynamics.
