Kristin Cavallari is a Little Bit Ridiculous

It's times like this that I'm happy to be a guy and just feel bad for normal girls. Of course I'll get angry emails telling me I'm the sole reason for anorexia and low self-esteem, but at least that makes me the reason for something. Anyway, here's Kristin Cavallari at a bikini photo shoot, looking way better than any girl I know...which is why I feel bad for them and their asymmetrical eyes and extra weight.