Where's Tiger Woods?

No one seems to know where Tiger Woods is these days. While I think he went to the logical place to disappear, the Bermuda Triangle, it seems he might've went to Africa. According to TMZ:

Our sources say Tiger was very clear on his plan -- go to a friend's estate in Africa and completely disappear from public view. One source believes Tiger left almost immediately.

If you wanna go where no one's gonna follow you, it's definitely Africa. The paparazzi is way too afraid of getting AIDS or shot in the face to go there. Yes, I'm aware he probably went to South Africa and not Somalia or Sudan, but it's more fun this way, so let's just go with it.

1.04.10 at 10:28:28 AM