Us Magazine reports that Britney Spears' parenting coach would not characterize Britney's bad parenting as flat-out abusive in a "traditional" manner... but it's still pretty bad. How bad? Us Magazine says:
Usmagazine.com has learned that in last Friday's custody hearing the court-appointed parenting coach, Lisa Hacker, reported that when they are with their mother, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, have no real schedule or routine. Hacker explains, "The environment in the house ranges from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all." She added, "During all three of my visits, [Spears] rarely engaged with the children in conversation or play." Hacker also noted, however, that Spears's parenting lapses are nothing she "would characterize as abusive in a traditional sense."
See, none of the bad stuff that Britney's done to her kids is "abusive in a traditional sense." Instead, she's made it a point to deliberately find new and more exciting forms of child abuse. She's like a pioneer... only fatter... and all that soda and greasy pepperoni pizza down below isn't helping.
