As morbid as it might sound, it seems the earthquake in Haiti might be a blessing in disguise for Tiger Woods. According to Russell Simmons who may or may not have any idea what he's talking about, Tiger plans to donate a bunch to the relief effort for Haiti. TMZ reports:
Simmons claims he heard that Tiger was getting involved in the Haiti relief effort and wrote the following message on his Twitter page: "heard tiger woods donating to send a cargo plane with a mobile hospital out there. Keep ur prayers high!"
TMZ has attempted to confirm with Tiger's people -- so far, no one seems to know anything.
TMZ has attempted to confirm with Tiger's people -- so far, no one seems to know anything.
If Tiger has a PR team, and I'm sure he does, they probably ran to him in mid-earthquake and told him to get some money together to help Haiti. It might cancel out one or two of the whores he cheated on his wife with. I need to make up some kind of cause that would make Tiger look better and benefit me. I could pretend to be the first ever quadriplegic golfer. He'd probably give me a few hundred bucks for that.
