Some not so clever pranksters did a fake Tweet over the weekend supposedly from Brian Austin Green that he's now engaged to Megan Fox. Turns out that isn't true and there is a God. OK! Mag says:
Brian supposedly tweeted to a fan on Saturday that he "is [engaged] and [has] a son from [his] previous relationship," reports Gossip Cop.
The actor doesn't have a Twitter account, Gossip Cop has confirmed.
So there you go. Megan Fox is still technically single and available and never going to be with you regardless. But it does make me feel a little better to know she isn't fully committed to anyone else. I'm very selfish...and bitter.
Here she is on the set of her new movie, Passion Play. If it's as awesome as her last one, Jennifer's Body, it might want to just go straight to DVD or even VHS. Maybe just stick to giant robots and looking hot.