Jennifer Lopez just isn't as good as she once was, and her recent career shortcomings prove it. In fact, her newest movie won't even hit movie theaters, it's going straight to video! Page Six reports:
Weeks after her new album tanked and her movie "El Cantante" fell flat, her next film is going straight to video. "Bordertown" - where J. Lo plays a reporter probing the murders of female factory workers in Mexico - will hit video stores in January, reports Moviefone."
That's because nobody cares about poor factory workers in third-world countries. It's just the way the world works... I wear super-awesome clothes and look super-fly while little Mexicans with tiny little hands sew that sh*t up real nice for me... reminds me of a shirt I saw once which read: "Sweatshops: Another Day, Another Dollar." I couldn't have said it better myself.
