Amy Winehouse and her box of crazy plead guilty to assault yesterday, resulting in her being fined the equivalent of 9 cents for a normal person. The AP reports:
Amy Winehouse pleaded guilty Wednesday to drunkenly assaulting a theater manager at a family Christmas show and was ordered to pay her victim 185 pounds ($300) in compensation.
The judge also gave the soul diva a conditional discharge, meaning she will avoid further punishment if she stays out of trouble for two years.
"(That) may be harder than a fine, because you have now got to stay on the straight and narrow for the next two years," District Judge Peter Crabtree told Winehouse, whose scrapes with the law have often overshadowed her Grammy-winning music.
The judge also gave the soul diva a conditional discharge, meaning she will avoid further punishment if she stays out of trouble for two years.
"(That) may be harder than a fine, because you have now got to stay on the straight and narrow for the next two years," District Judge Peter Crabtree told Winehouse, whose scrapes with the law have often overshadowed her Grammy-winning music.
I'm not sure if Vegas has odds on this yet, but it should be 4000:1 that she stays out of trouble. I give it a month before she's caught snorting coke off of a gay stripper or setting a bag of cats on fire. But we'll see.
