Charlie Sheen's Trial Delayed for Teeth

If you remember, Charlie Sheen spent Christmas in jail for allegedly threatening and assaulting his wife. Well, the trial will have to wait a little longer according to People:

A hearing this week in Charlie Sheen's domestic violence case has been delayed two days because his wife Brooke Mueller had to have a wisdom tooth removed, a source tells PEOPLE.

"She has been ordered by the doctor to stay in bed for 72 hours," the source close to Mueller says.

Mueller's attorney had filed court papers asking that she be allowed to attend Wednesday's hearing in an Aspen, Colo., court by telephone, but the judge instead set the session for Friday because the law requires both Mueller and Sheen to appear in person.

This is clearly a tactic by Brooke and her lawyers to associate Charlie Sheen with missing teeth. As the story travels, it will start with her going to the dentist and end with Charlie having knocked her teeth out in a fit of rage. Kinda like that stupid game "telephone." I always hated that game. Nearly as much as I hate Heads Up 7-Up.

1.20.10 at 09:46:02 AM