This is Kinda Strange

A few weeks ago, several places reported that Charlie Sheen allegedly put a knife to his wife's throat and threatened her. Since then, things haven't gone so well for Brooke Sheen. Here's what her spokesperson said according to the Associated Press:

Brooke Sheen has been through numerous ordeals since Christmas Day, when a domestic disturbance at the Sheens' Aspen home propelled them into headlines, Galanter said.

"Since Dec. 25, she's been assaulted by her husband and had a knife put to her throat, decided to reconcile with her husband, which the court prevented, delayed having oral surgery because of a scheduled court hearing and then developed an infection that spread to her blood stream," he said. "She developed pneumonia and she almost lost her life."

This all seems a bit strange. Having your life nearly taken by your husband and pneumonia in the same month is a low probability. Now your husband and a case of syphilis, I can understand that. But anyway, because I'm so trusting and also because I don't really care, I'll buy this story for now.

1.28.10 at 10:46:08 AM