Access Hollywood reports that Dina Lohan and The Donald see the whole Lindsay situation a bit differently.
Big Don offers this specific advice to Lindsay:
"Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents - then join me on 'Celebrity Apprentice,' which is shooting soon - I'll keep you straight"
Dina countered with the following lengthy, emotional response:
"Donald, I'm really disappointed in the statement that was brought to my attention from The New York Post. I've always had a great admiration for your business sense and I've read all your books and learned from them! Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact? I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you... so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions not opinions! - Dina and family"
Ouch. Donnie, admit it bro, there's no way you thought Dina would hit you with that! That's the verbal equivalent of a Tyson knock-out (back in his "I'm gonna eat your children" days). Dina has successfully proved that she's no Rosie O'Donnell and will not be humiliated by Mr. Trump in the national spotlight.
Upon further questioning, it is believed that Trump became very frustrated, scrunched up his nose, pulled his hair to the side, looked directly into the camera, and said (referring to Dina Lohan): "You're Fired!"
Dina has yet to pack her bags and leave the show.
