Today is a sad day for all men out there who love Jessica Alba... which is basically everyone except for maybe a few local priests and Neil Patrick Harris. Why is today such a bad day for us men? Well, that's because she has vowed in the name of her religion that she refuses to go naked on the big screen. CinemaBlend shares with us this dream-shattering Jessica Alba quote:
So that's it. She said we'll get the almost... but never the whole cigar. For some reason that sounds really dirty to me... it might be because I've spent the last ten minutes of my life thinking about the possibility of Jessica showing us her perfect nude body... or maybe I'm just a filthy scumbag. It could easily be either one of those two aforementioned possibilities... either way, I'm okay with it. It is what it is, you know...
Anyway, here's Jessica out and about and sporadically hiding her face while accompanied by certified and licensed D-Bag Cash Warren about a week ago. I love the tank top and I hope you do too. Enjoy, kids.
