A California woman has taken legal action against Paris Hilton because she claims that Paris stole her "look." The news website PR-Inside.com reports:
On October 18, 2007, Ms. O'Neill filed a personal injury complaint against Paris. Specifically, PR-Inside says:
So you're meaning to tell me that all this time, there were actually real people walking around looking like Paris Hilton and she simply stole their style? But what about the sex tapes, the whole "that's hot" phrase, and the disease-infested vagina!? Was that stolen too!? And all this time I thought Paris Hilton was the pioneer of all sluts who, on her own, has taken sluttiness to places sluttiness has never dared to go before! And now, to find out it's all a fraud!
This takes me right back to the day when my Dad told me Santa Claus wasn't real... I immediately responded by kicking my dad in the crotch. I mean, I'd do the same to Paris, but I won't... for two reasons. One, she doesn't have balls (that we know of). And two, it is a distinct possibility that if my foot goes anywhere near that crotch it might melt right off of the end of my leg. So, yea, I'll just sit here and be sad instead. I know, it's less poetic... but I kinda like the way my foot is right now, thanks.
Anyway, here's Paris out the other day with erect nipples shopping for various things. Nice.
