Paris Hilton is Working Hard

When Paris wants to promote something, she really goes all out. Look at her, standing on that balcony in Rio de Janeiro, with cell phone and strange beer in hand. She really looks like she is having a good time... or is standing out there in her cute little bikini just so someone will see her attempting to drink a common man's beer.

Next time Paris, when you're promoting a product, at least try to look like you're enjoying it. Smiling never hurts. Also, being alone and drinking beer makes you look like more of an alcoholic than a celebrity trying to tell someone how fun and good a beer is. At least this is contributing to Paris Hilton's net worth.

Kudos on the skimpy bikini, though. I approve.

2.15.10 at 01:05:46 PM