Christina Aguilera's acting talent can be summarized like this: stand around, yawn, cross arms and look bored. I really hope that her new movie is about a sleepy, drugged out prostitute, or else this is going to be one of the most boring films in existence.
The only good thing about this movie is Christina's infatuation with spandex pants. Some people don't grasp that they aren't a real substitute for pants all of the time. But Christina doesn't care - she flaunts her spandex booty and crotch with (albeit bored) pride.
