The Murderous Jay Leno

I always knew that guy looked kind of shifty. What, with his gray hair and little streak of black. You know what that black is? Pure evil.

Ok, maybe he is just a nice, denim-wearing guy but there were some cop cars outside of his Beverly Hills home the other day. According to TMZ, when asked they asked Jay about the cars:

According to Jay, they were there investigating "the murder."

You may be laughing at this glib comment now, but it won't be so funny when David Letterman and Conan O'Brien are found suspended by their ankles in his mansion. Just saying!

Most likely the cops were there because there was some filming going on in the area (and apparently the city thought it best to keep Jay Leno out of it).

2.18.10 at 01:29:51 PM