Cheryl Tweedy - please - it's really hard to concentrate on my World of Warcraft raid when you're prancing around looking so hot. At least have some decency to not appear in public and make me fall in love with you. Good God.
I wish I had the creative talent to be her stalker. I'm not lithe enough to creep into her room so I can take Polaroids of myself and snip off a lock of her hair. I'd have to stretch every day just to get over her fence. But one day... maybe I'll bump into her in a public place and kind of brush my hand against her. It'll be so hot.
