The premiere party of Parenthood must have been the highlight event of the season, if it attracted Minka Kelly in all of her cute glory. She might be the only girl in Hollywood truly deserving of a school-girl outfit, pigtails and a lollipop. Well, aside from all of the other starlets I make shrines for, using only footballs, pieces of garbage and my bodily fluids.
The Pink Power Ranger can't be up to much nowadays, I wonder if she can be rented out on a nightly basis? It'd be worth spending $40,000 for the Pink Ranger to show up at my apartment. She'd accuse me of being a very evil man and would proceed to power-spank me and...
Sorry for the trip into the Land of Too Many Truths, folks. Enjoy the pictures and please don't imagine me riding the Pink Ranger piggyback around my living room.
