We all know Paris Hilton is a slut and it's really not that exciting when she dresses up like a slut... but considering yesterday was Halloween and she added a little military flavor to her sluttiness, I figured I'd share it with all of you. Not to mention, her top is so tight that it squeezes out pretty much all the Paris Hilton cleavage we'll ever see in public, so that's not a bad thing.
Those colored contacts scare me though... is she supposed to be in a military outfit or is she some sort of yellow-eyed serpent? Then again, maybe those aren't contacts. Maybe that's just what happens to her on Halloween because she's really just a she-devil who has possessed some slut's body and every Halloween her inner devil characteristics are physically manifested. Hey, I'm just saying... it's definitely a possibility.
Anyway, here's Paris posing in her army-slut Halloween costume at club LAX last night. Enjoy, kids.
