After years of watching Paula drool on her own shoes during American Idol, it's no surprise to the public that she is full-retard. But now we get to watch her throw away bags of money - and although that does sound fun - it's just a neat way to say making really stupid career choices.
According to TMZ, Paula has decided against participating in Dancing With the Stars. (AKA the show that makes us love has-beens again.) Considering that, this would be a wise move for Paula. However, she turned down this opportunity, and a $1,000,000 ABC development deal, for no obvious reason.
It seems that she may still be in talks with Simon Cowell over the X Factor show, but that seems like a rotten choice for Paula. She is kind of hot and in good shape for an older woman... but her opinion doesn't mean crap. Thus, she should be shutting up and dancing. It just goes to show that she is still under Simon's thumb, just like we all are.
I even call Idol performances "self-indulgent" now when I'm at work and I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
