The Jackson Kids Have Stun Gun Fun

It's acknowledged that the Jackson kids 1. Have stupid names and 2. Are on wrong side of completely insane. So it's no surprise that they were playing around with Mr. Stun Gun and attempted to stun their brother Blanket. He, just for the record, has the most ridiculous name out of them all.

According to the Associated Press,

Attorney Adam Streisand confirmed the investigation Tuesday but said the mail-order stun gun delivered to the home was confiscated before any harm was done.

Streisand represents Katherine Jackson, who has custody of her son's three young children, Prince Michael, Paris and Prince Michael II, also known as Blanket. Streisand said the weapon was ordered by the 13-year-old son of Jermaine Jackson, Jafar, and sent to the Jackson family home in the Encino neighborhood of Los Angeles.

Jermaine Jackson's children also live in the home.

"Jafar opened the package in his bathroom and tested it on a piece of paper," Streisand said in a statement. Security and Katherine Jackson heard the sound and confiscated the weapon immediately, he said.

How the H did a 13 year old order a stun gun online? Apparently if you are in Michael Jackson's posse, you can do whatever you want. Even dangle babies over railings. It has been reported that Blanket never saw, heard, or got raped by the stun gun but who knows what the truth is. Most likely now he is a burnt little Blanket and that's why child services got called in.

Who knew the King of Pop's family would be so messed up?

(Read with extreme sarcasm.)

3.03.10 at 12:08:07 PM