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Britney Spears Might Get Pregnant Again Soon!

Britney Spears' friends fear that she might become pregnant with a third child soon if she doesn't smarten up! How is this possible? Well, because she's a slut and she sleeps around and she doesn't protect herself when she does. But aren't all sluts on the BC, you ask?.. Yea, that's what I thought too. But she's also partially retarded and she can't even take her birth control medication in an appropriate manner. Specifically, she was on Depo-Provera, a hormonal drug that can help prevent pregnancy with an injection every three months. However, Life & Style Magazine reports:

“She missed a shot in July,” says a friend of the singer, “and she was late getting another shot.” After complaining that it made her gain weight, Britney, says an insider, quit Depo-Provera and switched to birth-control pills. “But she’s constantly forgetting where she put them and to take them,” says the insider. “She seems to find it amusing — she laughs at how scattered she is.”"

I'm not surprised really. I mean, she is from the south and I assume that getting pregnant there is absolutely hilarious. I mean, I just have this image in my head of some skinny toothless guy with a mullet having sex with some fat chick, laughing the whole time wondering if "she'll end up pushing out a nice little squirt for us to play with... maybe I'll tie the little bugger up and throw rocks at 'em there down by that there levy." Sorry, I don't know why, but that's just how I see it, and if there's any truth to that, can you really blame Britney? Oh, and about the sluttiness and unprotected sex, Life & Style says:

Meanwhile, Brit, 25, hasn’t exactly been living like a nun. She’s slept with pal Sam Lutfi, some friends believe, and her friend claims Britney and producer JR Rotem have been “hooking up.” “When her friends ask if she’s being safe, Britney says it’s just casual sex,” says the friend. “She seems to think that just because she isn’t in a formal relationship, she’s somehow immune to getting pregnant.”"

You know, some people are surprised that Britney can find people to have sex with because of the way she looks these days... me, though, I'm not. For two reasons. First of all, Britney Spears is Britney Spears... and boinking a celebrity is always a good notch on the belt to have. Second of all, and more importantly, nobody says no to free sex.

Sex with Britney can be best described with a taco analogy. I mean, tacos are great... don't get me wrong... they're beefy, greasy, and delicious. But a free taco, it's just so much better... and no one can say no to that. And sex with Britney, well that's like getting offered a free taco... a bit more beefy, yes... but just as greasy... and you just can't say no to that!

Speaking kids and sex with Britney Spears... here she is out the other day giving us a couple of almost upskirt shots. Enjoy, kids.