Marisa Miller needs to start giving serious thought to becoming my wife. I believe I would improve her life in a variety of ways. For example, I could make her funny-shaped pancakes in the morning. I could also find new and exotic ways to rub her boobies. I am also desperate enough that I'd become her slave and would do anything she asked me to do. Even if it involved her womanly bits.
If you think she looked wonderful at this Oscar event, just imagine her standing next to a fellow like ME. It's astounding really, the difference it would make. Beautiful people look much better when standing next to average looking creepers.