Even though Kim Kardashian has not once accomplished anything productive, she at least squanders her time and money looking incredibly hot. That's much better than what my girlfriend does. She spends all of my money on donuts and purses and she bears a striking resemblance to Jabba the Hut.
Here she is _____ and _____ at _____. It doesn't matter. She looks mighty tasty and she is showing off her clavicles like some kind of sexy prostitute. Yeah. Yeah you SHOW them collarbones, you naughty little scamp.
