Pre-Tiger Woods blow up, David Letterman was facing quite a scandal himself. ... by being the most awesome man EVER. He reportedly banged most of the women on his show on CBS. And let me just get this out in the open - he is a 100% creeper and looks like he should be working the night shift at Taco Bell. He is a gap-toothed, balding, skinny geek of a man that makes Conan O'Brien look like some kind of sex-monster.
Robert Halderman, a CBS producer, attempted to use the scandal to suck $2 million out of David Letterman. He (obviously) didn't get away with it and is stuck with six months in jail, performing 1,000 hours of community service and giving up his right to appeal. Halderman pleaded guilty to attempted grand larceny. According to TMZ, he pretty much just said "Yep. I did it." without much remorse:
I don't blame him for not feeling too guilty, though. He is getting the equivalent of a slap on the wrist for attempting to steal $2 million from David Letterman. Everyone should try ripping off Letterman once in their lives, if all they get is 6 months in jail.
